Thursday, September 18, 2008

The Destruction of Wyatt T. Goose

This has been my first official week back at home with Wyatt. I had to go into the office on Tuesday and Thursday but other than that I have been enjoying my time at home with my little man. However, Wyatt has been exhibiting some strange behavior that I can only assume Rebecca has taught him while I have been hard at work. I was under the impression that Rebecca was the most amazing babysitter in the world but I am having my doubts now that I see what Wyatt has been doing during the day. The picture to the left is of Wyatt when I am at home with him. The image of perfection.
This is what I found:

He has been staying up all hours of the night partying and drinking. Which I have to say, probably runs in the family so I wasn't too surprised.
The gambling was a bit of a shock. He has set up an entire gambling network right out of his high chair, using up all my hard earned quarters, and stealing Grandpa's cigars. At least he had a good hand.


I could have done without the graffiti but was mildly impressed that he could spell his name. At least she has been teaching him something worth while.

This is what threw me over the edge. Internet Porn! Seriously, aren't we a little young for that?! Kids these days. Rebecca is going to get a stern talking to when she gets home this weekend.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just wet my pants, no seriously just wet my pants, those are the funniest pictures I've ever seen. I have to admit Rebecca had me fooled as well, I had no idea. No wonder he is turning into such a rascal-all Rebeccas fault!

Anonymous said...

Great one Kate. That's my grandson. I couldn't wait to have that boy in the family. My hats off to Rebecca!

O-Pa

Anonymous said...

hahaha...thats hysterical!...just burst out laughing in my office! love you guys!!

aunt em

Anonymous said...

I told you he was fabulous! Love auntie de
Maybe he should be looking for a different type of job! He's obviously more talented than we thought..... a child prodigy I think

Anonymous said...

love you both...... got the sled... have michael checking out the dresser. Go to fair early if you can... good bargains. Go again in after noon lots of free stuff! Love,Auntie De

Anonymous said...

Doesn't everyone love this???????