Saturday, August 25, 2012

Lobster Disco Party Tonight

I promise posts are coming.  In the mean time, Wyatt's singing debut "Lobster Disco Party Tonight".  Don't worry.  Most of the time I couldn't understand him either.  But its still hysterical.  And sure to impress the ladies when he is 18.  If only I had Lizzy's "Blackbird" song.  It would be a classic by now.




Sunday, August 12, 2012

54 Months

Bud,

My supreme traveler.
Clearly, I am still on vacation time and with another vacation looming it is going to get worse before it gets better.  And I am reading the Game of Thrones series, which is long, time consuming, and addicting.  Many a night this week, I have stayed up way past when I should reading by the dimmed light of my new iPad.  Or Kindle, as you call it.  You think it is yours.  I have to keep reminding you that it is not.  Although it has changed my world a little bit.  I am confident that I can bring you to work with me now and get a good 3 hours in before you hit your limit of patience.  What you watch on YouTube is questionable but parental blocks have been placed so I am not that worried.  There is just a lot of weird shit on YouTube.  Well, there's always Angry Birds.

Moving on.  Moving on.  You say that to people when you don't like the topic of conversation.  We will be chatting at dinner and if the topic bores you or doesn't involve some talk of Legos, you will interrupt, "Moving on for Momma.  Moving on for Momma."  Specifically at the person that you are taking offense.  Effective, yes.  Yet maybe slightly rude.

You finished swim lessons and you still don't know how to swim.  You THINK you know how to swim and you try REALLY hard but just haven't quite gotten there yet.  You can do it.  I've seen you do it for a little while but then you seem to forget that you have to keep moving to stay afloat.  Then you sink.  You get distracted by the story your telling or the people swimming with you or the sun in the sky.  You just forget to keep moving.  The few times it has happened in a pool, I have been right there and at the beach you have been able to put your feet down.  I am sure if I took you to a pool for a week straight you would could do it but so far I have yet to check it off on our summer to-do list.  I haven't been able to check off ride a bike without training wheels but I haven't really pushed.  You are still kinda young.

You and Pa watched a show on inventions the other night and now you are obsessed with creating inventions.  Especially at bedtime, we both need to think of two inventions before you will surrender to sleep.  Sometimes your inventions don't make much sense or already exist but you don't know that they do. But you do come up with some gems.  There was a white glove that whatever you touched your hand stayed clean.  You even told me that I could pick up dog poop with it and the glove would still be white.  "Isn't that interesting?!"  Or the zapper that surrounds your food and zaps the dogs if they try to eat it. Or the TV that you can tell what show you want and it will put it on.  So you don't even need the remote!  I really never know what you are going to come up with next.  But its always pretty interesting.

We have been having a slight adjustment period after coming home from California.  We just seem to be bumping stubborn heads more often then not lately.  You are very stubborn; I am very stubborn.  Sometimes it just doesn't end well.  There seems to be some more back-talking as well.  I guess I can call it that.  I'm not sure.  If I ask you to do something and we end up fighting about it, you will start telling me that "You're arguing.  Stop arguing."  I'm not really sure how to respond to that.  Honestly, I really think you just don't like sharing me and its the end of the summer.  Gammy says that at the end of the summer kid always behave terribly because they are getting bored.  When we are at home, I feel like we are always on the go.  There is a limited number of hours that I can play Lego's with you.  I have a life at home.  I go out.  I work. In California, you had me all to yourself without any interruptions.  I think you are having a hard time adjusting in my "in a minutes".  Well, you will get me back for another 5 days when we go to the Dominican Republic on the 16th.  You better not let the dinosaur loose on my sand castle again.  The world might get in the way sometimes but I still will always love you too much.  (That's what you say to me when we play the "I love you more" game.)

I love you everyday,
Momma

Friday, August 10, 2012

Disney = Magic

Sleeping Beauty's castle in California is not as impressive as Cinderella in Florida.  Clearly, someone married the wrong prince.


Wyatt insisted on going to this Jedi Training show.  They pick kids out of the audience, dress them up, teach them a light saber move.  Seemed innocent enough.  Wyatt didn't get picked.  He was upset but then 1/2 way through the show full costumed Darth Vader and Darth Maul showed up.  They made the  kids, one by one, go up and "fight" them.  Some of these kids were terrified.  Wyatt looked pretty happy that he didn't get picked after that and was quite content with his R2D2 cup.


 If anyone is going to DisneyLand, I highly recommend this World of Color show.  It was fan-tastic.  There was music, lights, dancing water, fire.  Classic Disney.  Classic awesome.  And even better was we got damn good seats at an outdoor patio bar.


Thursday, August 2, 2012

Radiator Springs

Mater's junkyard jamboree.  These things looked innocent but they kinda packed a punch.  Wyatt was sliding around in that bench like crazy.  Almost gave him whiplash.  But he wanted to ride it again after.  He is so going on roller coasters with me when he gets older.


Waiting for the Car ride.  Those are suppose to be thumbs up.  We're working on it.  He was mildly concerned because he wanted to ride in a Lightening car and a blue car pulled up then (thankfully) drove away.  We got a red one!



 Mid-day the kid passed out.  We were on line for Its a Small World and he just fell asleep in Becca's arms.  Then slept through the entire loud and raucous parade.  Exactly like he did when he was 2 in Disney World.  Maybe he just doesn't like parades.


Luigi's flying tire ride was not what I expected at all.  I thought it was going to be all Alices Tea Cups.  The best way to describe it is like a air hockey table.  You sit in these huge tires that get air pumped beneath them, then you use your body weight to make it move.  They go terribly slow.  But its a ride I have never seen before so it was still fun. 


Red photo op!  They had all the major characters around and all of their eyes moved which was neat. This was Wyatt's standard pose for everything.  I asked his about it eventually and he said its his "Clutch Powers" pose.  Clutch Powers is this cocky Lego animated guys that always has his hands on his hips.  Armpits, hips, eh, close enough.